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Ten Easy Steps on How to Pick Up Women (according to David Copperfield)
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Just click on the source below to see the document, titled "Show Participation," which vividly depicts, step-by-step, how to pick up "special" women:
| 1. | Arm yourself and friends with clipboards, a Polaroid camera, a digital camera, brochures of your islands in the Bahamas and blank photo(s) of yourself. |
| 2. | Be heads-up for attractive women whom you can meet "backstage after the performance" (aka outside the bar or in a different room, preferably your bedroom). |
| 3. | When you find a "special" girl, it is "important to be smooth and discrete." |
| 4. | Keep boyfriends and husband in the arena (aka bar, main party room, etc.), because "from time to time, boyfriends and husbands will give you a hard time and refuse to stay. If that is the case, try your best to get them to stay and refer to the "What to Say" sheet for help." |
| 5. | Have friends sell you to the women before you arrive backstage by saying things like: "Do you know that [insert your name here] has recently bought some islands in the Bahamas? Well they are BEAUTIFUL ... So we would like to keep in touch with you in case there is a job (aka... well you can think of some good "jobs" I'm sure) in the future we think you would be interested in." (or any other BS you can think of that would get a women in bed with you). |
| 6. | Have the women fill out a questionnaire -- "Where are you from? What hotel are you staying in? How long are you in town? Who did you come to the show with? Husband? Boyfriend? Friend? What do you do for a living/studying?" (This way you won't end up with a married law student or martial arts instructor.) |
| 7. | Take a picture of the woman "whenever it feels comfortable" (aka least awkward), and attach it to her questionnaire. |
| 8. | Then after reading the questionnaire and finding the perfect candidate, have your friend tell the special girl that "one of the prospects is very important and he would like to talk to you about your possibilities privately." |
| 9. | Go meet the girl "backstage" and have friends armed with digital cameras "take a picture of you with her and then one of her by herself." |
| 10. | Finally, when you are done, have your friends tell them they are not allowed to talk to anyone about this! |
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David Copperfield Secret Document: "Show Participation"
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