Top 20 TV Quotes of All-Time

These are the all-time best quotes to ever air on a television show:

  • Oh the humanity. (Newman, Seinfeld)
  • Respect my authori-tie! (Eric Cartman, South Park)
  • Dynomite! (J.J., Good Times)
  • Here’s Johnny! (Ed McMahon, The Tonight Show)
  • No soup for you! (Soup Nazi, Seinfeld)
  • Norm! (Cheers)
  • D’oh! (Homer Simpson, The Simpsons)
  • Do you believe in miracles? (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter Olympics)
  • Ask not what your country can do for you … (John F. Kennedy)
  • One small step for man… (Neil Armstrong)
  • Damn you vile woman. (Stewie, Family Guy)
  • Serenity now! (Frank Costanza, Seinfeld)
  • What the deuce? (Stewie, Family Guy)
  • Come on down! (Johnny Olson, et al, The Price is Right)
  • Sock it to me. (Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In)
  • The truth is out there. (Fox Mulder, The X-Files)
  • Tell me what you don’t like about yourself. (Dr. McNamara & Dr. Troy, Nip/Tuck)
  • Welcome to the O.C., bitch. (Luke, The O.C.)
  • Good night and good luck. (Edward R. Murrow, See It Now)
  • Yabba Dabba Do! (Fred Flinstone, The Flinstones)