These are the all-time best quotes to ever air on a television show.

  1. Oh the humanity. (Newman, Seinfeld)
  2. Respect my authori-tie! (Eric Cartman, South Park)
  3. Dynomite! (J.J., Good Times)
  4. Here's Johnny! (Ed McMahon, The Tonight Show)
  5. No soup for you! (Soup Nazi, Seinfeld)
  6. Norm! (Cheers)
  7. D'oh! (Homer Simpson, The Simpsons)
  8. Do you believe in miracles? (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter Olympics)
  9. Ask not what your country can do for you ... (John F. Kennedy)
  10. One small step for man... (Neil Armstrong)
  11. Damn you vile woman. (Stewie, Family Guy)
  12. Serenity now! (Frank Costanza, Seinfeld)
  13. What the deuce? (Stewie, Family Guy)
  14. Come on down! (Johnny Olson, et al, The Price is Right)
  15. Sock it to me. (Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In)
  16. The truth is out there. (Fox Mulder, The X-Files)
  17. Tell me what you don't like about yourself. (Dr. McNamara & Dr. Troy, Nip/Tuck)
  18. Welcome to the O.C., bitch. (Luke, The O.C.)
  19. Good night and good luck. (Edward R. Murrow, See It Now)
  20. Yabba Dabba Do! (Fred Flinstone, The Flinstones)
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