These are the all-time best quotes to ever air on a television show.

  1. Oh the humanity. (Newman, <b>Seinfeld</b>)
  2. Respect my authori-tie! (Eric Cartman, <b>South Park</b>)
  3. Dynomite! (J.J., <b>Good Times</b>)
  4. Here's Johnny! (Ed McMahon, <b>The Tonight Show</b>)
  5. No soup for you! (Soup Nazi, <b>Seinfeld</b>)
  6. Norm! (<b>Cheers</b>)
  7. D'oh! (Homer Simpson, <b>The Simpsons</b>)
  8. Do you believe in miracles? (Al Michaels, <b>1980 Winter Olympics</b>)
  9. Ask not what your country can do for you ... (<b>John F. Kennedy</b>)
  10. One small step for man... (<b>Neil Armstrong</b>)
  11. Damn you vile woman. (Stewie, <b>Family Guy</b>)
  12. Serenity now! (Frank Costanza, <b>Seinfeld</b>)
  13. What the deuce? (Stewie, <b>Family Guy</b>)
  14. Come on down! (Johnny Olson, et al, <b>The Price is Right</b>)
  15. Sock it to me. (Rowan &amp; Martin's<b> Laugh-In</b>)
  16. The truth is out there. (Fox Mulder, <b>The X-Files</b>)
  17. Tell me what you don't like about yourself. (Dr. McNamara &amp; Dr. Troy, <b>Nip/Tuck</b>)
  18. Welcome to the O.C., bitch. (Luke, <b>The O.C.</b>)
  19. Good night and good luck. (Edward R. Murrow, <b>See It Now</b>)
  20. Yabba Dabba Do! (Fred Flinstone, <b>The Flinstones</b>)
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