These are some of the most unbelievable, terrible, awkward, slap-worthy pickup lines ever used by people.

  1. You're the spitting image of my dead girlfriend
  2. Do you like my sweater? I knitted it myself!
  3. Is that your Holden Camaro? It's really cool
  4. Hi, I've got 500 acres of rolling farmland and I'm looking for a wife
  5. Hey, have you ever been licked...I mean REALLY licked?
  6. I'd like to marry you, you remind me of my daughter.
  7. Do you have any Italian in you? … Would you like some in you?
  8. Didn't I graduate with you? When did you get legs? Want to go hang out sometime?
  9. <grabbing my hand> "I-I-I-I, I-I-I, I f-f-f-fuckin' l-l-l-l-ove y-y-y-ou"
  10. I would love if you could come over to my place and read a book by my pond, nothing sexual, just read by my pond.
  11. You must have a boyfriend.
  12. I can rock your world baby.
  13. You look like Julia Roberts. I LOVE Asian women!
  14. If I tell you, you have a nice body - will you hold it against me?
  15. I'd really like to sleep with you before I leave town.
  16. Here's the gameplan, let's go over to my dorm and discuss plays.
  17. Do you have the time? Do you have the energy?
  18. I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
  19. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
  20. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
  21. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
  22. Do you speak English?
  23. Hey babe, I gotta big cock, wanna see it?
  24. I'm a Leo, roaarr!
  25. Hi, my friends call me Creepy.
  26. I want to tear you apart!
  27. I'm drunk, let's fuck!
  28. Can I stick my dong into you?
  29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
  30. My name is Bond, James Bond.
  31. Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though
  32. If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
  33. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  34. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  35. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
  36. It looks like someone took 2 hams and stuck them down the back of your dress.
  37. So what do you want for breakfast.
  38. I make a lot of money.
  39. Do you mind if I'm married?
  40. See this tent in my pants... I am happy to see you.
  41. Nice hair, can I pull?
  42. I'd like to take you out for a steak.
  43. What's a dumpy looking girl like you doing in a classy place like this?
  44. Could you recommend a good sex manual?
  45. You look so skinny, lie on top of me and I can make sure.
  46. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
  47. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  48. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  49. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
  50. If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
  51. I have a yacht and need a first mate.
  52. I have hot tub at home.
  53. I am having a slumber party, want come over?
  54. Ever score on a goalie before?
  55. Pardon me, but may I show you one way pork is acceptable during Passover?
  56. wanna see my bedroom?
  57. Anyone ever tell you you look like my future wife?
  58. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
  59. Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick
  60. I've got a 12 pack of condoms, a 6 pack of beer, a 2 pack of roofies, and a penis all for you. How's that sound?
  61. Want to see my penis piercing? No? Cause I want to see my penis piercing you.
  62. Hey babe, do you know that my bedroom is soundproof?
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