Some of the best jokes are told by golfers to other golfers. Here’s a list of some of our favorite one liners:
- Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play softball.
- What do you call 1,000 golfers lined up on a pebble beach holding hands? Pebble Beach Golf Links.
- Why do golfers always carry two pairs of trousers with them ? Just in case they had a hole in one.
- The only reason I play golf is to bug my wife. She thinks I’m having fun.
- You know it’s too wet to play golf when your cart capsizes.
- Where can you find 100 doctors all at the same place on any given day? “A golf course!!”
- Two golfers are at the first tee: Golfer one: “Hey, guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!” Golfer two: “Great trade!!!!”
- My stockbrocker’s a golf nut. One day he called up and he said, “Guess what? I just broke 80! I said, “I know. I’m one of them.”
- Our minister was the best golfer in town. Look at all the practice he’s had in keeping his head down.
- My butcher and my golf game have one thing in common. They both have a slice that’s cost me a fortune.
- I think my golf game is improving. I haven’t broken 100, but I’m bending the hell out of 110!
- It’s easy to tell a real dedicated doctor. He can never understand how a hooker can be happy.
- He claims it’s no sin to play golf on Sunday. But the way he plays, it’s a crime.
- The prospective bride rushed up to the prospective groom on the first tee. The groom looked at her bridal finery and said, “I told you-only if it rained.”
